I’ve been reading through this months’ Reader’s Digest and came across a 2 page list of drugs which amused me. You must be wondering ‘what’s the big deal? Drugs are for every purpose in our lives are everywhere” And so I thought. But this was rather different. Have you ever heard of drugs that might help relationships? Viagra is one. Yup. But listed below are many others ..>.<
New Drugs For Men ( By Women)
1. Anniversia – Trieggers memories of birthdays and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions at jewellery shops.
2. Verbiloose – One spoonful of this before dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for 20 whole minutes.
3. Slendavis – Widens and flattens the male cornea, making wives appear slim and willowy.
4. Belchex – Adds a terrifyingly foul taste to stomach gas making men scared to burp, or let loose any other gas from their body.
5. Sportoblind – Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from regonising the word “sports” on the TV schedule.
6. Gadjesterol- Deadens the area of the brain that makes men waste money on overpriced gadgets.
7. Storophobex- A spoonful a day for two weeks will make men eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores – even boutiques and lingerie shops- for an astonishing four hours.
What’s more? There’s even a list of drugs FOR WOMEN( by MEN)
1. Shoppiproofen – Two 5ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a woman to walk straight past stores without entering.
2. Moodifix- Doubles the length of time a woman stays in one mood before changing to another, that is, from about 2 mins to 4, if you’re lucky.
3. Irrationalicet-Helps women maintain logical argument without drifting off into side issues, such as “But do you love me?”
4. Slatewypia- A dose od this prevent women from remembering anything their male partner said more than a year ago.
5. Naggicease – Disables the vocal chords for up to five hours.
Well, truly amazing , huh?
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